Fan favourite
Employee of the Month
Hard hat on, arms folded, absolutely no work being done. A tribute to confidence entirely unsupported by evidence.
Last printed 29 Jul 2026. 1,105 people are waiting on this one, which puts it number 7 in the print queue for drop 08.
Colour Deep Navy
Size S–3XL
One email the day this one goes back on the press. Nothing else.
The story
The badge says his name is Gary. Gary did not fill out any paperwork.
Details & fit
- 7.1oz / 240gsm ring-spun combed cotton, pre-shrunk
- Classic straight fit, mid-weight drape, ribbed collar with taped shoulders
- Hand printed with water-based ink — soft hand, no plastic feel
- Colourway: Deep Navy · Sizes S–3XL
- Model is 6'1" / 185cm wearing a large
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not, under any circumstances, bleach a raccoon.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping over $75, flat $5.90 under. 2–5 business days from Portland, Oregon. 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items. Full details.
142 reviews
What buyers said
“Wore it to a performance review. Got the raise anyway.”
Brett L. · Verified buyer“The self-appointed line kills me every single time I put it on.”
Nate V. · Verified buyer“Navy is deeper in person than on screen, which is a good thing.”
Chris M. · Verified buyer
