Best seller
Snack Goblin
Four colours, one deeply unbothered raccoon, one stolen taco. Our fastest selling print three drops running.
Last printed 12 Aug 2026. 2,470 people are waiting on this one, which puts it number 1 in the print queue for drop 08.
Colour Heather Grey
Size S–3XL
One email the day this one goes back on the press. Nothing else.
The story
Reported stolen from a food cart on SW Alder Street. Never charged. Allegedly.
Details & fit
- 7.1oz / 240gsm ring-spun combed cotton, pre-shrunk
- Classic straight fit, mid-weight drape, ribbed collar with taped shoulders
- Hand printed with water-based ink — soft hand, no plastic feel
- Colourway: Heather Grey · Sizes S–3XL
- Model is 6'1" / 185cm wearing a large
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not, under any circumstances, bleach a raccoon.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping over $75, flat $5.90 under. 2–5 business days from Portland, Oregon. 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items. Full details.
331 reviews
What buyers said
“My wife hates it. My kids think I'm hilarious. Net positive.”
Cole B. · Verified buyer“Print quality is unreal for the price. No cracking after 20+ washes.”
Ty N. · Verified buyer“Ordered a second one the same week. That is the whole review.”
Jordan K. · Verified buyer
