Heavyweight
Local Legend
Crest, laurels, five stars he awarded himself. Our 7.1oz heavyweight body in deep forest green.
Last printed 12 Aug 2026. 2,015 people are waiting on this one, which puts it number 2 in the print queue for drop 08.
Colour Forest Green
Size S–3XL
One email the day this one goes back on the press. Nothing else.
The story
Every town has one. Ours goes through the bins behind the taproom every Thursday like clockwork.
Details & fit
- 7.1oz / 240gsm ring-spun combed cotton, pre-shrunk
- Classic straight fit, mid-weight drape, ribbed collar with taped shoulders
- Hand printed with water-based ink — soft hand, no plastic feel
- Colourway: Forest Green · Sizes S–3XL
- Model is 6'1" / 185cm wearing a large
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not, under any circumstances, bleach a raccoon.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping over $75, flat $5.90 under. 2–5 business days from Portland, Oregon. 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items. Full details.
196 reviews
What buyers said
“The heavyweight body is the real story here. Feels like a $70 shirt.”
Kyle J. · Verified buyer“Bought it in Portland, wear it in Denver, get asked about it weekly.”
Aaron P. · Verified buyer“Five stars for the shirt, five more for the raccoon awarding himself five stars.”
Miles O. · Verified buyer