Drop 07
Pizza Crimes
He lifts. He steals. He does both in the same trip. Cream ink on deep maroon, printed oversized.
Last printed 12 Aug 2026. 1,260 people are waiting on this one, which puts it number 6 in the print queue for drop 08.
Colour Deep Maroon
Size S–3XL
One email the day this one goes back on the press. Nothing else.
The story
Based on the 2019 incident on SE Division Street that we are legally not allowed to describe further.
Details & fit
- 7.1oz / 240gsm ring-spun combed cotton, pre-shrunk
- Classic straight fit, mid-weight drape, ribbed collar with taped shoulders
- Hand printed with water-based ink — soft hand, no plastic feel
- Colourway: Deep Maroon · Sizes S–3XL
- Model is 6'1" / 185cm wearing a large
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print. Do not, under any circumstances, bleach a raccoon.
Shipping & returns
Free US shipping over $75, flat $5.90 under. 2–5 business days from Portland, Oregon. 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items. Full details.
159 reviews
What buyers said
“Oversized print done right. Sits perfectly across the chest.”
Dom R. · Verified buyer“Maroon fades beautifully. Six months in and it looks better than day one.”
Eli T. · Verified buyer“Third one I have bought. There will be a fourth.”
Vince A. · Verified buyer
